Friday, December 09, 2005

Someone's been talking to W, but was it God?

From the Onion:

WASHINGTON, DC—Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office intercom system to address President Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in a voice the president believed to be that of God.

Enlarge ImageVoice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom

President Bush sits at his desk in the Oval Office, where he received messages from an intercom voice identifying itself as "God" and thought to have been Vice President Cheney (below).

While journalists and presidential historians had long noted Bush's deep faith and Cheney's powerful influence in the White House, few had drawn a direct correlation between the two until Tuesday, when transcripts of meetings that took place in March and April of 2002 became available.

In a transcript of an intercom exchange recorded in March 2002, a voice positively identified as the vice president's identifies himself as "the Lord thy God" and promotes the invasion of Iraq, as well as the use of torture in prisoner interrogations.

A close examination of Bush's public statements and Secret Service time logs tracking the vice president reveals a consistent pattern, one which links Bush's belief that he had received word from God with Cheney's use of the White House's telephone-based intercom system.


Gotta love the Onion. (Hat tip to Dan Froomkin of the Wash. Post.)

2 Comments:

Blogger EdWonk said...

The truly sad thing is that this scenario is possible.

8:26 PM  
Blogger -llm. said...

Thank goodness for the Onion -- between that and The Daily Show there's just no need to subject oneself to REAL news.

10:10 AM  

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