Monday, October 03, 2005

Abort Bennett

BENNETT: ABORTING TALK-SHOW HOSTS WOULD REDUCE IDIOTIC COMMENTS

Former Education Secretary Finds Himself in Middle of Controversy Again

After being blasted for saying on his radio program that aborting all black babies would reduce crime in America, former Education Secretary Bill Bennett attempted an apology today, telling his radio audience that aborting all future talk-show hosts would dramatically reduce the number of idiotic remarks made on the radio.

“I just want to put this out there,” Mr. Bennett said on “Morning in America,” his nationally syndicated radio program. “But if we were to systematically abort every future radio talk-show host in this country, the number of idiotic remarks made in America would plummet.”


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